Their Eyes Were Watching Blog

rungar:

donotchoosesidesyet:

grenadekrumper:

Michael saying the guy who slapped Beyonce’s ass should have been killed (´◡ω◡`)

Michael saying that what Gavin and Geoff are doing is messed up and creepy (ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Michael being a feminist and understanding that objectifying women is stupid

*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Michael watching Gavin try to explain away Connect the Hots and slowly drinking his beer like “go and dig that hole you stupid shit”

Michael being unimpressed with the Rihanna video because “there’s more to talk about than tits and ass.”

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Michael getting irritated when the guys talk about wanting to bang hot girls all the time. (◕‿◕) ☆

Michael going quiet whenever sexual conversation comes into play unless something is offensive at which point he snaps and yells at them to “grow up.” (✿◠‿◠)/ ✧*:･ﾟ✧

I really want to buy/play Halo now.

I AM SUCH A TIT

I AM GOING ON A TRIP FOR A WEEK IN TWO DAYS

AND I AM HOMESICK

I HAVEN’T EVEN LEFT YET WTF

artsfartsandtarts:

I got punched in the arm tonight. How lovely.

I’m just here to clarify that it wasn’t me.

I’m at the pool today so it’s time for another stimulating round of Customers Please Stop.

Customer. Customer listen to yourself. Of course we aren’t teaching your child how to swim the way you would teach them how to swim. There would be no point in you paying us if you could do what we do. Customer, shut the fuck up. Dunking your kid when they’re crying and scared isn’t you being a firm, badass parent. It’s you being a douche bag shit stain of a mom. Trust me, it is a HELL of a lot harder to be comforting and cheerful when a kid is screaming in your ear than it is to lose your temper and yell. Yelling and getting irritated is easy. Staying calm and being gentle is a fucking battle.