Oh my god you guys

I got the job! They just called me to make an offer (12.92 an hour? Jesus fuck me yes please) and I was just starting to worry they weren’t gonna call me back because I had been emailing on of the guys and he just suddenly STOPPED so I was all :’[


(also fuck yes zombies run hiatus is over and superhero workout launches today this is a good fucking day hallelujah)



It would be so much easier for me to NOT think of Superhero Workout as “Radio Cabel turns ‘encouraging the runners to exercise’ into over the top LARPing” if Six to Start hadn’t used Zoe, Eugene, and (I think???) Jack’s voice actors for the trailer.

I may have to get it purely for that reason! Plus Zoe sounds like she’s doing Runner Zero in the Forest of Fear, who can resist that. How to exercise when giggling like a madwoman? Then again, I have that problem with Radio Cabel half the time.





Remember the new Six to Start game “Superhero Workout" we talked about in last week’s episode?

Here is the official trailer (some of these voices will sound familiar to ZR! fans)! We also have an official release date for iOS users: August 20th (aka the day after tomorrow!!!!)

According to Six to Start, Android users will have to wait until fall :(

Using iOS? Trying the game? Let us know if you like it, and what you think about it!

So cool! I am pumped!! Literally hahaha

And did I hear Zoe? It sounded like Zoe when she is doing the Runner Zero bits.

Oh my God it sounds exactly like Runner Zero

From now on I will accept nothing but that this is a Zombies Run superhero AU


good god I fucking love spa and cosmetic crafting

dear lord above it is the most cathartic thing in the world




"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"


"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."


"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"


"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes".


"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."


"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."


"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?".







12:01 AM in Ferguson. Curfew broken.

Surprise! Bring in the ‘friendly police’ so all the outraged white people can cool down, and then turn around and do it all over again.




Zr swimming au:
- Jack, who doesn’t have the “swimmer physique” is the absolute greatest in the summer season, when there are long distance outdoors matches.
-Eugene, who has no leg but swims in the regular competition when he can. When other teams look at him weirdly the whole of team abel gives them dirty looks. With his swimming prosthetic his freestyle is just as fast as sam’s
- Janine, a former olympic champion who is now a coach. She knows everything about every stroke.
- sam is a decent swimmer, a better coach and a supreme sports journalist.
- maxine and paula are two med students who picked up swimming as part of a healthy student campaign and never left.
- ed and molly are the first father-daughter team. They win most matches on the bring-your-family-to-sport-day. (Second only sometimes to the mcshells)
- radio cable is the best relay team in the region. Zoe swims butterfly, phill is stuck on breaststroke. Eugene starts with backstroke cause he has some issues diving.
- sara smith is the legend of the club. First (and only) swimmer who swam three lengths of the pool under water while wearing boots. She also holds the record of swimming most lanes in an hour.
- chris mcshell knows all about the science of swimming. He did research about the best for swimming goggles.
- jody did water polo but wanted to work on endurance. She ended up liking swimming better because the opposite team did not constantly try to drown her.
- swimmer 5, who mostly keeps their face under but their ears above water. They change in whatever changing room they feel like that day and nobody minds.
- jack and eugene sometimes sneak off before the end of the training to cuddle in the showers or changing rooms, under the pretense of helping eugene with his leg. All of abel knows what they are doing.
- Simon crosstrains, knows all the right protein shakes and always turns up early to training, already wearing his swimming trunks. Once, Eugene accidentally saw the scars on his thighs and ass.
- new canton is the rival swimming club who trains in the same pool.

I just really love swimming ok

Oh god, Sara’s boots!

So glad it's the weekend
Zombies Run Radio Abel season 2
Jack and Eugene



Eugene: OH, man, I’m so glad it’s the weekend.
Jack: Tell me about it. No work to go to,
Eugene: No commute,
Jack:No colleagues sniping behind your back,
Eugene:No deadlines, no quotas,
Jack: Just a long lie-in, and a day spent watching cartoons in your underwear.
Eugene: AH, Bliss.*sigh*
Eugene: I feel like we’re forgetting something?
Jack: Oh god, it’s not Monday, is it? Have we done that thing where you think it’s Saturday but it’s actually Monday?
Eugene: Mm, No, Let me just check something… HOLY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEG!?
Jack: Oh my god, your leg’s off!
Eugene: what the heck is going on? OOOH wait, I remember!
Jack: What? What is it?
Eugene: that apocalypse thing!
Jack: OHHHH! *snaps fingers* 
Eugene: that’s what we were forgetting!
Jack: OH Yeah!
Eugene: That’s what it was!
Jack: Does this mean we don’t get a lie-in?
Eugene: ‘Fraid not.
Jack: Bummer
Eugene: yeah, this sucks

so i guess i will have to reblog this every weekend now, right? oh well..